Friday, November 20, 2009

スネ夫のおしりがゆくえ不明

Suneo is in his huge, gorgeous house, looking at himself in the mirror.

Suneo (thinking to himself): My family is rich. I am an honor student. My face is beautiful yet, why is it that my stature is short?
(angrily recalling memory with Gian)
Gian (resting arm on Suneo's head): You're tiny, huh?
Suneo (to his mother): How do I become tall?
Suneo's mother: You eat a lot and play sports.
Suneo (walking away): Those are not very good ways.
(While Suneo passes by the field, he sees Shizu-chan reaching toward the tree)
Shizu-chan: Suneo, can you help me with the stuck ball?
(Obviously, Suneo can't reach it if he's shorter than Shizu-chan. But the drawing of him reaching towards the tree is adorable)
Suneo: If only you had a much taller person.
(Doraemon and Nobita shows up)
Doraemon: Can I help? (Takes out hammer from his pocket) The Daruma Otoshi(tumbling doll) Hammer. Like DarumaOtoshi, you shoot out the middle part.
(Doraemon hits the tree with the stuck ball at the middle and the pieces starts shooting out while the top remains in tact. The tree soon gets to a reachable height for Shizu-chan to get the ball)
Doraemon: Here you go.
Shizu-chan: But the tree looks pathetic.
Doraemon: Don't worry. If you stack them back on its base/foundation, it will adhere together. (Stacks one of the wood plate onto the tree and it becames a part back into the tree).
Suneo: Whaaat? (へ~)It's an ntersting tool, huh? Can you use it for other than trees?
Doraemon: Anything is good.
(Suneo takes the hammer and knocks out Doraemon's middrift. The middrift rolls away and Doraemon, Nobita and Shizu-chan chases after it, while Suneo runs away with the hammer. )
Suneo: Let me borrow this.
(Nobita finally gets the middrift. Doraemon is shorter than normal.)
Nobita: Your current state looks pretty pathetic, huh?
Doraemon: Don't joke!!
(Nobita throws back the middrift at Doraemon and he becomes normal. On the other side of the neighborhood, Suneo finds Gian and knocks out his middrift. Gian becomes short and angry.)

Gian: YOU DID THIS.
(Suneo kicks him to the ground and rests his arm on Gian's head much like in the style of Suneo's initial flashback)
Suneo: You're tiny, huh?
(Gian is on his knees crying while Sueno stands over him)
Suneo: Do you promise to never torment me?
Gian: I promise. I promise.
Suneo: Now, let's put you back to normal. From now on, you will be my follower.
(Gian takes the hammer and knocks out Suneo's waist and it rolls away)
Gian: Do you swear to never defy me again?
Suneo: I swear. I swear.
Gian: Now let's put you back to...where is it? (Both realizes Suneo's booty is gone and go off to look for it.) Where did it go?
Suneo (crying): DON'T JOKE!
(Goes to Shizu-chan's house)
Shizu-chan: A kid was rolling around with it.
(Both runs after the kid)
Suneo: YOU DON'T PLAY WITH A PERSON'S BUTT!!
Kid: A dog took it to the mountain.
(Suneo and Gian goes to a large field with tall grass)
Gian: Hey, I can't find anything here.
Suneo (barely showing up in the grass): WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? (Suneo starts laughing) IT TICKLES! SOMETHING IS LICKING MY BUTT! (Screams again with tears in his eyes) IT BIT ME!!
Gian: The dog probably mistook it for ham so it seems like it's eating it.
(Gian and Suneo goes to Nobita's house and cries)

Doraemon: That's difficult. You can find where it is at the base of the mountain. Eat this "Music Potato/Taro" and a melody gas will come out.
(Doraemon gives Suneo the potato/taro and Suneo eats it. They hear "プププ” coming out over the hill and all runs to it. They find Suneo's booty and shoos away the dog that has been biting it)
Everyone: There it is.
(Everything is back to normal but Suneo's butt continues to go "プププ”. All the kids runs away from him covering their noses)
Gian: Until the gas calms down, don't get close.

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