Friday, December 4, 2009

大富豪のび太

Nobita finds 10000 yen bill.

Nobita (crying): This can't be a dream. I was wondering where was the ten thousand yen my uncle gave me for New Years (For Japanese New Years, people get money from their elders).
Doraemon: It was inserted in your manga.
Nobita: How should I use it? RC car, telescope, plastic models, boombox, camera...
Doraemon: Don't waste it.
Dad (from living room): If you're going shopping, you're going to lose the money fast.
Mom (from living room): Really. You know what the worth of money is, right?
Mom: Since commodity prices are steadily rising...
Dad: When I was young, any ramen were 30 yen.
Mom: Long ago, you can't buy lunch with a sen (hundreth of a yen).
Dad: There were such thing as rin (old monetary unit (0.001 yen)).
Nobita (to Doraemon): How much is a sen?
Doraemon: hundreth of a yen. A rin is a hundreth of a sen.
Nobita: So if I had this (Ten Thousand Yen) back then, I would be...
Doraemon: You would be extremely rich.
Nobita: It would be good if I were born long time ago.
Doraemon:...and if you had your New Years money.
Nobita (gets an idea): That's it!! Let me borrow the "hello box" (a telephone box)
Doraemon: Don't do anything too crazy now.
Nobita (speaking into the phone): Make world commodity prices are cheap. However, my ten thousand yen will remain the same. (gets out of box) How much cheaper do you think it got?
(Nobita and Doraemon goes to the manga store)
Nobita: First of all, let's try to buy a manga.

(At the manga store, Nobita is picking out a whole bunch of manga)
Nobita: This and this and this and this
Doraemon: Don't waste it all.
(at the register)
Nobita: How much is ten manga?
Clerk: Thank you for your patronage. It will be 3 Sen and 5 Rin.
Nobita: Hmm...how much is 3 Sen and 5 Rin
Doraemon: One thousanths of 35 yen.
Nobita: One thousanths is...
Doraemon: Think. If you take out 1 yen and you're buying 285 books.
Nobita: CHEAP!! Please make change for ten thousand yen.
Clerk (falls to the ground): 10 thousand yen?!
Nobita: He can't change big bills.
(Nobita and Doraemon goes to a toy store)
Nobita: Your most expensive RC car please. 1 yen 20 sen?! CHEAP!! Huh? You can't make change for 10 thousand yen? (leaves store crying) Even though I am rich, I can't use my money. Doraemon: If you can't do anything with it, why don't you change the world back to normal?
Nobita: If I can't use my 10 thousand yen, at least we can still use our 1 yen.
Doraemon: What? You have 1 yen?
Nobita: If you have 1 yen, you can buy more than a 1000 dorayakis I think.
Doraemon: Go deposit the money in the bank and then withdraw it.
Nobita: I'll go quick.

(Nobita comes out of the bank with a bag of money)
Nobita: For now, I withdrew 10 yen as spending money. (gives Doraemon money) Here is 1 yen. It is in 100 sen bills.
Doraemon (runs off): I am going to buy Dorayaki.
(Nobita waves down a Taxi)
Nobita: Department store please.
(Nobita comes home with gifts for his parents. Both looks shock with small pupils in their large eyes and no mouth)
Dad: High class golf club set?
Mom: High class women's clothing?
Nobita: They're modest gifts.
(Two large trucks stop at the Nobi household)
Truck#1: Yotsukoshi department please.
Truck #2: Seibu department store please.
Nobita: Maybe I bought too much. It won't fit in the house.
(Nobita goes next door and gives his neighbor money)
Nobita: Please sell for 1000 yen.
Neighbor: HUH? 1000 YEN?!
Nobita (talking to department store ppl): I bought a warehouse. For now, move the things from the mansion to there.

(Outside of his home, Nobita's friends are flying an RC plane. Well, Gian and his friends are flying Suneo's plane)
Suneo: Hey, that's mine. Give it back!
(a giant plane comes and crashes into Suneo's plane, which then falls to the ground)
Suneo: Hey. That giant plane...
Nobita: Sorry about that.
Gian: Are all of these yours? (tons of toy planes)
Nobita: If you're good, I'll give you one.
Gian: Really, Nobita-kun? (he's getting a bit formal) All the cheap ones break.
(Nobita's servants come with food and toys and treats)
Nobita: This is my treat. Eat as you please. If there is something that you want, I'll buy it.
Gian: Really, Nobita-sama? (now he's full of it)
Suneo: What you're doing is not decent. (ろくな目にあわないぞ。)
Nobita: Why is that?
Gian (hits Suneo in the head): Talk formally to Nobita-sama!! Do not worry. He is only jealous.
(Nobita leaves)
Gian: Where are you going Nobita-sama? (Gian is using keigo)
Nobita (going home): I worry about how my house is.

(lots of people are crowding outside of Nobita's house)
Voices in general:
-You must deposit your money at Sumotomo bank.
-Get life insurance at Mehon please.
-Buy diamonds.
-Get security bonds.
-Please make a donation
Nobita: I won't go home yet. (turns around and bumps into a guy)
Man: Are you Nobi Nobita?
Nobita: Yeah.
Man (points knife into Nobita's face): Give me your money!!
(Before anything could happen, Nobita gets kidnapped into a car)
Nobita: You saved me!
Man #2: Stupid. I'm kidnapping you and holding you for ransom.
(Man's car tire gets shot by another man and breaks)
Man #3: My prize!!
Man #2: Damnit, do you want to be my rival?!!
(shots ring out and Nobita runs back home, gets into and out of the box and everything is back to normal)

Doraemon: Are you changing back to normal? That's too bad.
Nobita: I'm just going to buy one manga.
(At the manga shop)
Nobita: 350 yen? EXPENSIVE!! (leaves, looks into wallet) This trend; my ten thousand yen is already gone. Aah! (drops what's left of his coins into the sewers. Nobita is arm deep in dirt and doo trying to get back his money)
Doraemon: If you could only quit being irresponsible.
Nobita: Can I quit? I dropped a large amount of one yen.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

のび太シンデレラ

Nobita's mom is cleaning out the shed and Nobita and Doraemon finds a pile of books.

Nobita: Hey, these are my dearly missed picture books I read in kindergarden.
(Nobita brings them up to his room and reads them, starting with うらしまたろう. Nobita then begins to cry)
Doraemon: What's the matter?
Nobita: Everytime I read this book, I become sad. When it looks like they try and return from the Palace of the Dragon King, 300 years have already passed. What's worse is that he becomes an old man. After this, I always wonder and worry what Urashimatarou would do. It's pathetic. Waaah (cries).
Doraemon: If you're becoming worried about that, do you want to go and see the continuation? (pulls out a pair of shoes from his pocket) The enter-picture-book shoes.
Nobita (putting on the shoes): Let's go. Let's go.
Doraemon: It's not going to be a very fun story isn't it? Go to the ending of the picture book.
(Nobita and Doraemon enters the book and is in a very forested area)

Nobita: THERE HE IS.
Urashimatarou: If I am to become this, there's no reason to live. I will enter the ocean and die. (Urashimatarou enters gloomily with his head down into the ocean)
Nobita: WAIT.
(Nobita saves Urashimatarou but now he is crying on the beach)
Nobita: Is there anything we can give him?
(Doraemon takes out a hankerchief and places it over Urashimatarou's head and takes it off)
Doraemon: Time Furoshiki.
(Urashimatarou's face is young again)
Nobita: Wow! You became young.
Doraemon (giving Urashimatarou a belt): This time belt will return you back to the old times.
Urashimatarou: Whaaat? Really? Thank you. Thank you. (Urashimatarou dissapears back to his time period)

(Doraemon and Nobita returns back to his room and out of the book)
Nobita: I was worried for the longest time but now, it's all cleared.
Mom (yelling from the shed): WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING? I'M YELLING AT YOU. (SCOLD SCOLD SCOLD)
Nobita: I want to play in one more picture book.
(Nobita jumps into another book. He is hanging onto a railway to a set of grand stairs)
Waah! Where am I?
(Get's his footing and sees a women in a grand ballgown running down the stairs. Her glass slipper falls off while she continues to run)
Nobita: It's Cinderella! And that's her famous glass slipper.
(Nobita picks it up and runs but trips and the glass slipper shatters into pieces. Before Nobita could do anything, the prince comes running down the stairs)
Prince: Miss, please wait!
(Nobita runs away but loses one of his sneakers in the process)
Nobita: Now that I've broken the glass slipper, the story is going to be ruined. I better go home. MY SHOE IS GONE! I CAN'T GO HOME.

(At the palace)
Prince: I have to marry whoever fits this shoe.
King: Search the entire country.
Helper-guy: Yes, sir.
(Helper-guys try to fit all the girls but obviously, no one can really fit a 10 year old's sneaker. Nobita's hilarious cartoonish figure also makes his shoe too round to fit any regular women's feet)
Helper-guy #1: No one can fit this shoe.
Helper-guy #2: It is an unusual shoe, though.
Prince: No other girl will do. No matter what, please find the person who fits the shoe! (Prince is crying. Kind of sad, really)
Helper-guy #2 (addressing a large crowd): Whoever fits this shoe, please come forward.
Nobita (crying, runs out from the crowd): I'ts mine! Give it back.

(back at home、Doraemon has finished Nobita's mom with cleaning the shed)
Mom (still looking angry): よんでいらっしゃい。(I think she's telling Doraemon to go read. But does she usually use such polite language towards Doraemon? Anyways, Doraemon runs back to Nobita's room)
Nobita (voice coming from book): Help!
(Doraemon looks puzzled, then picks up the book and looks at the page that Nobita left open to jump in. In it, he sees Nobita in a wedding dress crying and looking miserable, with the Prince holding his arm. The Prince looks not so pleased either but has a "nothing can be done" look on his face. Either way, Nobita looks hilarious crying in a wedding dress. Doraemon is shocked with worry)
Nobita: ぼくやだよ~。(Does this mean, I hate it or I wanna stop?)

Friday, November 20, 2009

スネ夫のおしりがゆくえ不明

Suneo is in his huge, gorgeous house, looking at himself in the mirror.

Suneo (thinking to himself): My family is rich. I am an honor student. My face is beautiful yet, why is it that my stature is short?
(angrily recalling memory with Gian)
Gian (resting arm on Suneo's head): You're tiny, huh?
Suneo (to his mother): How do I become tall?
Suneo's mother: You eat a lot and play sports.
Suneo (walking away): Those are not very good ways.
(While Suneo passes by the field, he sees Shizu-chan reaching toward the tree)
Shizu-chan: Suneo, can you help me with the stuck ball?
(Obviously, Suneo can't reach it if he's shorter than Shizu-chan. But the drawing of him reaching towards the tree is adorable)
Suneo: If only you had a much taller person.
(Doraemon and Nobita shows up)
Doraemon: Can I help? (Takes out hammer from his pocket) The Daruma Otoshi(tumbling doll) Hammer. Like DarumaOtoshi, you shoot out the middle part.
(Doraemon hits the tree with the stuck ball at the middle and the pieces starts shooting out while the top remains in tact. The tree soon gets to a reachable height for Shizu-chan to get the ball)
Doraemon: Here you go.
Shizu-chan: But the tree looks pathetic.
Doraemon: Don't worry. If you stack them back on its base/foundation, it will adhere together. (Stacks one of the wood plate onto the tree and it becames a part back into the tree).
Suneo: Whaaat? (へ~)It's an ntersting tool, huh? Can you use it for other than trees?
Doraemon: Anything is good.
(Suneo takes the hammer and knocks out Doraemon's middrift. The middrift rolls away and Doraemon, Nobita and Shizu-chan chases after it, while Suneo runs away with the hammer. )
Suneo: Let me borrow this.
(Nobita finally gets the middrift. Doraemon is shorter than normal.)
Nobita: Your current state looks pretty pathetic, huh?
Doraemon: Don't joke!!
(Nobita throws back the middrift at Doraemon and he becomes normal. On the other side of the neighborhood, Suneo finds Gian and knocks out his middrift. Gian becomes short and angry.)

Gian: YOU DID THIS.
(Suneo kicks him to the ground and rests his arm on Gian's head much like in the style of Suneo's initial flashback)
Suneo: You're tiny, huh?
(Gian is on his knees crying while Sueno stands over him)
Suneo: Do you promise to never torment me?
Gian: I promise. I promise.
Suneo: Now, let's put you back to normal. From now on, you will be my follower.
(Gian takes the hammer and knocks out Suneo's waist and it rolls away)
Gian: Do you swear to never defy me again?
Suneo: I swear. I swear.
Gian: Now let's put you back to...where is it? (Both realizes Suneo's booty is gone and go off to look for it.) Where did it go?
Suneo (crying): DON'T JOKE!
(Goes to Shizu-chan's house)
Shizu-chan: A kid was rolling around with it.
(Both runs after the kid)
Suneo: YOU DON'T PLAY WITH A PERSON'S BUTT!!
Kid: A dog took it to the mountain.
(Suneo and Gian goes to a large field with tall grass)
Gian: Hey, I can't find anything here.
Suneo (barely showing up in the grass): WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? (Suneo starts laughing) IT TICKLES! SOMETHING IS LICKING MY BUTT! (Screams again with tears in his eyes) IT BIT ME!!
Gian: The dog probably mistook it for ham so it seems like it's eating it.
(Gian and Suneo goes to Nobita's house and cries)

Doraemon: That's difficult. You can find where it is at the base of the mountain. Eat this "Music Potato/Taro" and a melody gas will come out.
(Doraemon gives Suneo the potato/taro and Suneo eats it. They hear "プププ” coming out over the hill and all runs to it. They find Suneo's booty and shoos away the dog that has been biting it)
Everyone: There it is.
(Everything is back to normal but Suneo's butt continues to go "プププ”. All the kids runs away from him covering their noses)
Gian: Until the gas calms down, don't get close.

Friday, November 13, 2009

時差時計

A small group of kids including Nobita and Suneo are being yelled at by Gian. All are wearing baseball gear.

Gian: Our Giant's winning percentage is closely continuously falling!! Today will be intensive training!! Until the day we fail, we will work strictly and severly hard!!
Nobita (looking scared, nervous, thinks to self): Until the day we fail?! Mmm...I'll die. (speaking) Time out a bit. Toliet. I come back soon. (runs home) DORAEMOOOOON. Is there a way...huh? (Enters into his room but it's dark. Outside his window is the moon in the nightsky) Nice moon...but it's broad daylight. (Looks at desk clock). 9 o'clock?! 9 o'clock PM?!
Doraemon: For some reason, I want to look at the moon during the daytime. I made this time difference watch. (It's a small globe) Let's return back Japan's time. (moves globe)
Nobita: It became bright!! How? How?
Doraemon: Don't you know about time difference?
Nobita: I don't know.
Doraemon: For example, when it becomes daytime in Japan, America, which is on the opposite side, becomes nightime. The entire world's time becomes a slightly off. These time variations is called time difference. This watch is able to change anywhere in the world's time. (I can't translate this! この時計はまわりの時間を世界のどこの時間にもあわせられるんだ.)

Nobita (running out of the house with watch): I borrowed it! (goes back to baseball field where Gian continues to yell)
Gian: What are you doing? Hurry and position yourself!!
Nobita: A little bit left...Hawaii's time...and the day should end soon.
Gian: Let's go.
(before they can begin the game, it becomes night)
Suneo: The day is over.
Gian: This, this wasn't supposed to happen.
Boys: This wasn't supposed to happened but it's really turning dark.
Gian: It can't be helped. I'm breaking up the game.
Boys : YAY!!
(Gian looks super sad while the rest of the boys run home with joy)
Gian: Nevertheless, it's strange...(suddenly becomes bright. Gian looks severly confused and looks around at the skies in different directions) Wha?! Wha?! Wha?!

Nobita (walking back into his house with the watch): I have to return Japan's time back to normal or else it will surprise everyone in the neighborhood. (Runs back outside) But I can use it for many interesting things. (Sees Shizu-chan) Hey Shizuchan. Where are you going?
Shizu-chan: I'm going to the park to sketch.
Nobita: Let's go together.
(Starts to rain)
Nobita: Oh, rain.
Shizu-chan (starts to walk home): Sketching would be impossible. Bye-bye.
Nobita: Boring. That's it! (takes out watch) Let's do Hong Kong time. (becomes sunny. calls after Shizu-chan) It's like an hour earlier when it was sunny. Let's go Shizu-chan.
Shizu-chan: I wonder why it stopped raining so quick.
Nobita (thinking to self): Next, going to Bangkok time will be good.
Shizu-chan: The day is going to end before I finish drawing.
Nobita: It won't end for a while.
(At the park, it is still sunny)
Shizu-chan: Isn't this fun?
Nobita (thinking to self): I would trade this to talk to Shizu-chan. Let's extend the difference a little bit longer.
Shizu-chan: Finished. I have to go home now.
Nobita: But it's still early. (points to clock) It's still 3pm.
(Shizu-chan and Nobita walking home)
Shizu-chan: でも絵がかきあがったから。
Nobita: Oh. (walking by himself) I should return the time. But how many hours did I put off? (it becomes dark and Nobita runs home) I'm going to be late.

Doraemon (infront of TV that says おわり): Today's "Strong Man Warrior" was interesting.
Nobita: Aah, I forgot!!
Mom: Before you were late, where and what were you doing?!
Nobita (changes watch behind his back): It's still bright outside. (Mom is very surprised/confused and leaves) Let's watch "Strong Man Warrior"
Doraemon (seeing what Nobita has done): Give it back!!
Nobita: In a bit.
Mom: Do your homework.
Nobita (doing homework): I can do it as slowly as I want because of the watch.
Doraemon: かってなことをもうしらない!(gets into his closet for bedtime)
(Mom and Dad are still awake downstairs)
Dad: Tonight went by slowly, huh?
Mom: Really. We still have time.
(The next morning, Nobita is asleep at his desk. Doraemon comes to wake him up)
Doraemon: Morning! You should wake up soon.
Nobita: (incomprehensible muttering/talk in sleep) AAH, I DIDN'T SET BACK THE TIME?!
(Nobita and Dad runs out of the houses looking scared/frantic/nervous/a wreck. Mom and Doraemon stands outside the door looking dissapointed)
Dad: IF THE TIME IN NEW DEHLI IS 7AM, WHAT TIME IS IT IN JAPAN?!!
Doreamon: 10:30!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

なんでも空港

Doraemon and Nobita are throwing paper planes from the roof of their house.

Nobita: Which one of the airplanes will fly the farthest?
(Nobita's Sensei's in the street below Nobita's house, where there are paper planes in his way. He yells at Nobita from bellow. It's actually a very adorable drawing of Sensei)
Sensei: Are you going to leave your paper scraps out here?
(Nobita and Doraemon are throwing paper planes in his room)
Nobita: We could fly them inside but they'll hit into things and fall (demonstrates flying the paper plane into a wall)
Doraemon: If we can't fly them outside, let's make an airport in the garden. (Takes a small landing strip from his pocket) The "Anything Airport". We'll unroll it (it even comes with small terminals!). Whatever object is flying in the air will land on this airport (it's kind of more like a runway).
Nobita: Even paper planes?
Doraemon: Fly (the paper plane) towards the direction you like.
Nobita: I'll throw it towards the opposite direction of the airport.
Doraemon: ほうらきた。
(the paper plane turns and lands on the runway)
Doraemon: See, it landed perfectly.
(Nobita and Doraemon throws lots and lots of paper planes it the air)
Doraemon: Where you fly the planes...
Nobita: they land perfectly.
(A dragonfly lands on the runway)
Nobita: Huh? Even the dragonfly lands perfectly.
Doraemon: Anything nearby will land.
(A balloon lands)
Doraemon: Who flew that?
(a white shirt lands)
Doraemon: THE INVISIBLE MAN!!
Mom: That's just the wind with the laundry.

(Shizu-chan comes running by Nobita's house with an empty bird cage. Shizu-chan owns birds for pets)
Shizu-chan: My canaries ran away again.
Doraemon: Let's use the airport.
Nobita: First, we need to know where to look for them.
(They're in an open field)
Doraemon: They're not here.
Shizu-chan: What will I do if a cat ate them?
Doraemon: There it is! Over there. Hurry and unroll the airport.
(the bird lands on the runway)
Shizu-chan: Thank you very much.
(Butterflies land on the runway in a row)
Shizu-chan: Wow, pretty.
(a toy airplane lands on the runway at high speed scaring everyone. Gian and Suneo runs into the scene)

Gian: Did the RC (radio controlled) fall down?
Nobita: Heeey, did you know I have an interesting airport?
Suneo: I want to play RC with the airport. Lend it to me for a short while.
Doraemon: I guess. Return it with care.
Suneo: I understand. (Doraemon, Nobita and Shizu-chan leaves the field with the airport in the hands of Gian and Suneo)
Suneo: So what I said was a lie. I'm going to collect bugs.
Gian: That's right. If we wait, we can get different kinds of bugs.
Suneo: Look. Something's coming. なんだこりや。
(a duck-like thing comes flying. It looks like a cross between a duck and the ghosts from Pac-Man)
Gian and Suneo (angry): Ghosts are of no use.
Thing: おりたくておりたんじゃないぞ。Because that thing is unrolled, it will be bad.
(a boy wearing a cap and riding on a broomstick lands, followed by a man riding on a flying robotic thing)
Suneo: There are wierd things flying in Japan's skies.
(a loud noise is heard. Gian and Suneo becomes nervous)
Suneo and Gina: Waah, what is that?
(A real life size airplane is preparing to land on their tiny runway. Suneo and Gian tries to run away with the runway but the airplane continues to follow them at a short distance. Doraemon and Nobita comes back and runs after them)
Doraemon: HURRY AND FOLD UP THE AIRPORT!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

野比家が無重力

On the first page, there is no words in the speech bubbles but images, which makes this manga that much more precious.
Nobita is hanging in his room in the air by a rope holding him up by the waist. He is swinging around happily until Doraemon comes in first surprised, then starts cracking up. In his speech bubble is a turtle hanging in the air held by a string wrapped around its belly. Nobita gets angry and kicks Doraemon to the ground while in the air. He explains this in his speech bubble which is of an astronaut in space.

Nobita: I'm not playing. I am practicing for zero-gravity situation. What for? In the future, I want to become a space pirate. My goal is to be the first to land on Mars.
Doraemon: Didn't the US and the USSR already do that?
Nobita: If not Mars, then Mercury. If not that, 木金土日...anything is good so that I can be the first to land and leave my name in the history books!!
(*Mars is 火+星、Mercury is 水+星, therefore all the elements+星。。。)
Doreamon (thinking to himself): Suddenly, a dream-like idea comes to mind. カーツとwill get dizzy but it's for Nobita's sake.
(talking to Nobita and digging into his pocket): Then, this would be good. Whether you can or cannot do it is the difference and I approve of your future dream. (Takes out a scale) "The Gravity Regulation Machine". You can make from zero-gravity to twice that of earth's as much as you please. Let's lower the gravity in this room. This is .5 G. So everything in the room should be half of its normal weight.
Nobita (lifting up his desk): It's true! My body has become light, I can jump twice as high.
Doraemon (changing the machine): This is .3 G. This is how it would feel to land on Mars.
(Nobita hits his head on the ceiling because he jumped to high)
Doraemon: Watch out. 0 G! Finally, it will become zero-gravity!!
(Everything flies into the air)
Nobita: There's no controller to use. (Nobita is having a hard time controlling his body in the air)
Doraemon: Put this on your finger. Push the button (on the controller). (Nobita moving with the controller on his finger)
Nobita: It's like a rocket.
Doraemon: You're going to hit a window. Point your finger in another direction. (Nobita avoids the window) When you're uncomfortable, point your finger back down. You have the freedom to fly.
(Nobita does a backflip in the air)
Doraemon: Nice, nice.
Nobita: Switching up and down is fun.
Doraemon: Well, I have to leave for a bit but don't do anything stupid in a zero-gravity house. (Doraemon leaves into the desk drawer)
Nobita: That's right. This whole house is zero-gravity. (Plays with machine) Just make my body the lightest and increase the space of the house. (Nobita is flying room to room smiling and laughing). It's like going to the astroid belt in space. (Flies out into the yard). The garden's also zero gravity. Oh, there's Shizu-chan. Hey! Here, here! (pauses) I'm out of the zero-gravity bounds. (Nobita falls from the skies to the ground infront of where Shizu-chan is walking) Good afternoon. (pushes Shizu-chan into his house) Come on. It'll be interesting.

(Both starts to fly while entering the house)
Nobita: Now, relax. It's zero-gravity so that's why everything is upsidedown. (Shizu-chan freaks out) You'll get used to it. When you do, it'll be fun.
Shizu-chan: It can't relax. I want to go home.
Nobita: Wait, wait. (Brings out juice bottle) You want to drink juice? (Opens and the liquid is in the air like jelly) It becomes a glob and rises in the air. Drink, Shizu-chan (Nobita starts drinking)
Shizu-chan: No, I'm fine.
Nobita: Hurry and drink. It'll stick to your clothes. (Starts drinking the juice near her clothes and freaking her out. She tries to run but smacks her face into the desk and starts crying)
Shizu-chan: I want to go home!!
Nobita: Wait, wait...I go to the toliet.
(In the bathroom) It's hard to aim...AAH! The pee is becoming polka-dots.
(Nobita comes out covered in either water or his pee. He goes back to his room)
Shizu-chan: よらないでシッシッ。
Nobita: I know.
(Nobita farts and it sends him flying towards Shizu-chan which then knocks her towards another direction)
Shizu-chan: Don't come here!!
Nobita: I can't control it.
(Shizu-chan throws towards him the large gravity machine. They are about to collide in a fast pace)
Nobita: The machine!! (He looks scared. They indeed collide and everything falls to the ground leaving the house a mess. Nobita's mother comes back and makes him pick up everything. Doraemon walks in on Nobita's mom scolding him while Nobita looks in pain picking things up)
Mom: By making things zero-gravity, your own body now feels heavy.

Friday, October 30, 2009

フェザープレーン

Suneo is showing off his toy plane to the rest of the kids at his house. The toy plane is flying in the air.

Suneo: It flies very smoothly, doesn't it? It's a phasor-plane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaser_(effect). It's light as a feather so it's able to continue flying smoothly for a long time.
(Nobita sneezes and the plane drops. Suneo gets angry and yells him out of the house)
Suneo: It's light so the smallest wind can mess it up. JUST GO HOME (きみなんか帰れ。なんか is supposed to have a very mean tone to it)!
(Nobita runs home to Doraemon)
Nobita: I want a phaser plane.
Doraemon: Sure. (takes a giant plane out of his pocket)
Nobita: This is a phaser plane?
Doraemon: It's amazingly light. You can lift it with a finger. こうやるとゴムがまける。So use these "phaser goggles" so that your body can become light and you'll be able to ride it (the plane).
Nobita: Really? Let's try to ride it.
(Before Nobita gets in the plane, his mom comes in)
Mom: I need you to run some errand. It's important to do it quick.
Nobita: Right. Doing it by plane would be a good idea. (Gets in plane). Push the button, propellors are turning, oh, it's moving.
(Nobita flies out the window and into town) However, this will probably be very easy, huh? (sees his friends beneath him and they stare back) Hahaha. They're getting jealous. Nevertheless, this is slow (spell? There's two meaning for this but the manga doesn't have the kanji). If I'm late, Mom will scold me.
(Nobita gets home) I better run.
Mom: Why are you late?
Nobita: I was on the plane.
(Nobita and Doraemon runs out of the house)
Doraemon: Don't abandon the plane.
(Nobita and Doraemon gets to to the plane where the rest of the kids are now playing on it)
Doraemon: Look at that.
Gian: Hey Nobita.
Suneo: Can we fly in the plane?
Nobita: It's broken.
Gian: Absolutely boring. Let's go home.
(Gian and Suneo leaves but Nobita tells Shizu-chan)
Doraemon and Nobita: これをつけないと重くてとばないの。(says something along the lines that they are too heavy so they can't use it. Anyways, Doraemon gives Shizu-chan a pair of the goggles and Nobita and Shizu-chan goes flying)
Shizu-chan: It's like riding on a cloud.
(Sees angry Gian and Suneo below and vice-versa. "や~いや~い" is coming from the plane so I'm guessing Nobita is taunting them)
Gian and Suneo: YOU TRICKED US.
Nobita: Ah! The gum became loose.
(The plane lands slowly to where Gian and Suneo is. Nobita is crying, while a smirking Gian and Suneo comes running up)
Nobita (giving them the goggles): Use these goggles.
(Nobita and Shizu-chan is on the ground watching Suneo and Gian fly)
Suneo and Gian: Isn't this fun?
(Nobita sneezes which sends Gian and Suneo flying into a pole and crashing head-first. While they are left unconscious, Shizu-chan and Nobita takes back the plane)

*This was an unusually short episode. Perhaps another one?